President-elect Obama today had lunch with four former Presidents- Bush 1 and 2, Clinton and Carter. George Sr. from habit wiped his hands with a sanitized wipe after shaking Obama's hand. All gave him bits of advice from their Presidential experience.
Mini-me Bush showed him the secret drawer on the desk where he could quickly stash his video game if guests arrived unexpectedly. Carter suggested that he not lust in his heart. Clinton suggested he not lust in his pants.
Elder Bush suggested not eating Japanese food and asked that he not make fun of his son. He then pulled Obama aside and asked if he wouldn't mind stepping down so that George Jr. could "have another go at it".
Clinton passed the rest of the time telling dirty jokes. George Sr. explained the jokes to Jr. who always laughed last.
Toward the end George Sr. fell asleep and snored loudly. Jr. played with Lego's he had stashed away and Clinton showed Carter passages from Penthouse Advisor that he'd underlined.
It should be noted that this is the first time a black man has been to a function with three politician's from the deep south in which he was wearing a regular tie and not one made out of hemp rope around his neck.