Movie Actress Angelina Jolie, wife of actor Brad Pitt and adopted mother of eighteen children from twenty-three different countries and thirty-six different nationalities, claims that she can produce the birth certificate of Barack Hussein Obama, the president elect of The United States.
"I'm sure it's at home somewhere in the filing cabinet," said Jolie after dinner at a Hollywood hot spot. "We adopted him first, before we started adopting Boobley Boodbley and Wagga Wagga and all those other minority kids."
When asked to verify where the Illinois Senator had been born (Hawaii or Nigeria), Jolie said that "I think he was born in a French Castle while his parents were searching for the Holy Grail. The paperwork says that his mother was a hampster and his father smelt of elderberries, but I always thought that sounded too much like something from Monty Python."
When told that this was actually a line from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and could not be from a real birth certificate, Jolie was not phased. "Well, maybe we didn't adopt that one. Besides, I can't see any of our kids listening to someone like Reverend Wright. Maybe I've got him confused with some other minority we took in."
Where was Obama really born? The world may never know.