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Topics: Nose, Alabama

Wednesday, 7 January 2009

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While family members sat on their collective asses and did nothing, visiting grandfather Johnny "Old John" Jonson proclaimed that he had stood right there and stole their two-year-old son's nose.

"Oh, that's just Granpa John's ways", stated the child's mother, Hester Ann Belcher. "We'll get it back later when Old John takes one of his daily naps every hour or so."

Sure enough, Old John went right to sleep five minutes later and fell slowly off the bathroom commode and the Jonson's found the missing appendage in the pocket of his lowered overalls.

After another ten minutes of chasing a panicking little Davey John Dolittle Belcher, he immediately quit honking like a wild goose.

"Just another wild goose chase", joked Little Davey's dad, Big Davey. "We have one every time Hester Ann's granddad comes to visit!"

"Ya'll want some coffee?"

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