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Tuesday, 6 January 2009

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What Michelle Obama Ate

(Washington, DC) The Obama family stopped in for a quick meal at a local KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken-heads)yesterday and received a somewhat awkward surprise--everyone ignored them! The family was celebrating the girls' first day at their new school and slipped into the fast food eatery for dinner. The Obama's sat with several Secret Service agents at a corner table after ordering a family meal. No one even gave them a second look.

"Everyone carries (guns) in that KFC, so it's no big deal." said the manager Angie Washington. "I thought he looked familiar, but never realized he was so skinny." said the nonplussed manager.

Patron Ernest Jefferson was in the KFC at the same time and wasn't impressed.

"I knew it was him right away. He was acting all white and stuff. Had his nose in the air the whole time, like everyone should be excited to see him. He had on a suit that cost more than my car. He kept lookin' at his watch, like he was just so important. I wanted to smack his head." said the unimpressed Mr. Jefferson.

Manager Angie Washington said the Obamas ate about a dozen fried chicken heads and some boiled chicken combs. Mrs. Obama was upset with something about the meal and asked to speak to the manager.

"She told me the ice wasn't cold enough!" exclaimed Ms. Washington. "She said it should be colder and wanted five dollars back. I gave her the five bucks and she went back to her family. What a nasty bee-yatch!" laughed the manager.

The Obama's did leave a small tip with their garbage before leaving the restaurant with the Secret Service.

"They left a dime. Wow. What great people. They are so yesterday already and they don't even know it. I hope they never come back." said Ms. Washington.

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