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Tuesday, 6 January 2009

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Opus Dei's Pork belly man nominated to run the President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence (sic)

Washington AC/DC - (Spanish Inquisition Mess): US President-Elect Ehud Barak Obama's choice of a Jesuit-payroll professor from California's Santa Clara University for the top CIA post has delighted Opus Dei.

The sinister cover-up organization has long feared its filthy reign of terror might come to an unpleasant end over its employment of jailed US traitor Aldrich Ames as chief financial strategist during the Clinton years.

Pancetta, 69, comes highly recommended by the Opus Dei stink-tank that came up with the random spoof title of the CIA's President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence (sic) Langley, Va headquarters.

The former Clinton Administration Chief-of-Staff's surname derives from the Italian word for dry 'cured' meat (OMFG! it's a miracle!) - or 'swinish ham actor', depending on which Holy See dialect one espouses.

"We are delighted to confirm that Signor Pancetta has no discernible intelligence experience whatsoever," a Spanish Inquisition source at Guantanamo Bay said today.

Hillary Rodham Clinton is virtually bankrupt.

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