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Monday, 5 January 2009

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Present nominee for minister of salty snacks resented Obama's promise to his FB

New Mexico Governor with an old Mexico corruption charge, Frito Bandito Richardson has sought to save Obama from the embarrassment of another indicted democrat and an election contribution scandal. Apparently the high profile not so highly ethical governador took some big bucks in close proximity to some large political favors.

Richardson apologized for his indiscretion and predicted his exoneration. Obama regretted the loss of a key to future hispanic voter turnout and promised Richardson that when his innocence was declared there would be a job waiting for in in his administration.

Minister of salty snacks is one job Obama thinks the Frito bandito is well suited for.

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