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Topics: George W. Bush

Monday, 29 December 2008

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The Sarah Palin Elk steak and mounted head, one of W's specialities

Ex-presidents have milked their fame for millions and others have served the causes of needy humanity.

When W was asked about his after the White House plans, he acted like he hadn't given it a moments thought. Then he and wifey Lolly burst out laffen in a Texan cackle and spilled the Dallas Beans about their life long dream.

"I bet you would neva guess that Dubbya neva guessed that he's eva be Prezdent...", Lolly Bush said. "That boy had his heart set on Daddy buyin him a oil well, a ball club and then a true Texan Roadkill Restaurant. The guvanaship n da Prezdency was really a distraction from his true callin'. W calls it stuffin texans and then stuffin roadkill skins. Wese rally can't wait to get the Tex Taxnkill up and runnin'"

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