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Saturday, 27 December 2008

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Honolulu HI: Was President Elect Obama born here on August 4, 1961, that is the question? Obama's mother (American citizen) was born in Wichita KS USA and his father was born in Nyanza Province, Kenya Africa.

Honolulu HI is the Western terminus of the "Wright" Triangle. The "Wright" Triangle is that area encompassing Honolulu Hawaii, Wichita KS and Chicago IL. The "Wright" Triangle is a mysterious area where strange and mysterious things have been known to happen. It is similar to the Bermuda Triangle of the Atlantic Ocean or the Dragon's Triangle of the Pacific Ocean.

Greek Mythology "earth mother" stories of creation have Greek goddesses sitting in the water by the seashore, becoming pregnant by the Greek gods. Obama's mother was in Honolulu HI in 1960 and liked to go to the seashore. Thus, it is conceivable that President Elect Barack Obama was born in Honolulu HI and is an American citizen of Greek ancestry.

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