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Saturday, 27 December 2008

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Oliver T hopes for some Rev Rick's mush

"It appears as if we have exchanged a brainless President for a topless one !" gushed salivating paparrazi who caught Barry's washboard abs by the sea. Photos of the waterfront mansion nicknamed The Beach White House of Pain and the frolicking first family on the Hawaiian beach were shown at soup kitchens, unemployment offices and breadlines across the country.

Seven year old Oliver T. expressed his joy at the fun the Obama's were having while he waited for his first helping of mush at the Last Chance Desperation Gruel Station sponsored by the Very Reverend Rick " Rabbit " Warren's Saddleback church and Lobbyist Conglomerate:

" My hunger pangs have been lessened by seeing our next president and his family in what must be the second happiest place on earth. I guess this was the hope he spoke so much about..."

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