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Saturday, 27 December 2008

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The real W impersonating a person

Among the Bush Eleventh hour pardons have been an Iraqi cobbler, the ad man who thought a Mission Accomplished banner would be a good backdrop for Bush's aircraft victory declaration and the White House idea man that chose children's book, George the Stupid Jackass as the read aloud during the school visit that coincided with the 9-11 attacks.

Bush rejected pardons for Monica Lewinsky's cleavage, Martha Stewart's lack of cleavage and Larry Craig's shameless bathroom imitation of tap dancing Bo Jangles. His latest gimme shelter was offered to Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin for her crime of impersonating President W.

The text of the pardon read: As it was obvious to all, that the Republican Vice candidate through her gross inarticulateness, mournful lack of knowledge and totally undeserved confidence was trying to pass herself off as the commander in chief known as W, we hereby pardon her for succeeding at impersonating a failed President.

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