A spokesman for Michael Jackson has angrily denied that the Superstar has had an anus transplant.
Rumours surfaced that the Prince of Pop is suffering from a mystery disease which caused him to seek an anus transplant.
The sources say that Jackson was 'Rejected' by the anus and that he has had to have a temporary colostomy until a replacement anus can be found.
It has been claimed that Mr Jackson was operated on by Dr Hugh Janus the plastic surgeon to the stars. Mr Janus was reported to be optimistic that a suitable anus can still be found for the pop superstar..
This story has been strongly refuted by Mr Jackson's publicist.
Anus transplants are reputed to be very popular amongst the gay community who like to have a nice new tight model to replace the old saggy ones which become worn out after years of buggery.
Plastic surgeons have a big demand for designer anuses which can cost up to $50,000 a go.These are merely retightened versions of the owners original arsehole.
But the real demand is for actual transplanted anuses taken from young men which are still fresh and tight.