Detroit/Auto Union News - In a fit of pique, UAW president Ron Middlefinger (sic), put a halt to the completion of the 6 matching limos ordered by Obama's Car Czar Al Gore.
Claiming they weren't going to back down on their union contract which comprises 95% of the cost of a new car, Middlefinger (sic) said as far as he was concerned the President elect and his entourage could either walk to the inauguration or ride public transportation unless Congress approved the multi-trillion dollar bailout to sustain the union and their pension and medical fund for the next 20 years.
Middlefinger (sic) reacted angrily when it was noted that the UAW and other powerful unions had donated over $1B in political contributions to the Democrat Party since the congressional elections in 2006, leaving many dues paying members unable to afford extended cable TV selections when their pensions were garnished to support Democratic candidates.
"We have to stand up for our rights," Middlefinger observed, "over 93% of the country is not union, and that trend has to stop and be reversed. We will spend every last penny of our union members dues until we see 100% unionization in the US, with the exception of Del Monte which has an exemption granted by Madam Speaker Pelosi," he declared forcefully.
Obama Chief of Staff Ron F******Emanuel, was said to be in negotiations with VP Biden to reclaim the custom Yugo Limo Obama had earlier commissioned, but graciously turned over to the VP after the election, and when his wife demanded a more audacious ride with bigger seats.
Biden, embroiled in a bitter war of words with current VP Dick Cheney, was not on board to turn over his new ride. Off mike, he was heard to say, "Let 'em call Rent a Wreck....we've still got a ways to go till the inauguration, and when Blago rolls over in Chicago, the only ride Obama is going to get is in a yellow school bus to Joliet!"