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Monday, 22 December 2008

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Remove the turban and the beard, it's Nixon. Take out the hair , you've got VP Cheney...

It is already well known that Nixon and Cheney are the same person, but no one expected the death of Watergate's Deep Throat informer to yield this new blockbuster of a revelation about these infamous ball breakers.

Hidden in Deep Throat's papers was confirmation of the report that paranoid, obsessive avengers Nixon and Cheney have always been the same people. But the truly breaking news involved international public enemy # 1. At first reporters thought that DT was identifying Henry Kissinger since the paranoia, obsessiveness, vengeful mass murderer references were so Kissinger.

But closer examination of the Deep Throat papers revealed that al-qaida megalomaniac and psychopathic mass murderer Osama Bin Laden was the subject of the surprise disclosure.

As supporting evidence, audiotapes showed the same voice patterns though Dr Strangelove also configured as close to identical. A photo comparison was very persuasive with a Nixon shot without hair looking alot like Cheney and a Cheney photo with superimposed turban and beard was the spitting image of the terrorist.

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