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Friday, 19 December 2008

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Trophy: Time of the Month magazine's Red Rag to a Bull award in the PMS category

New York - (Humunguous Ass Mess): America's First Lady-elect Michelle Obama has been honored with Time of the Month magazine's ultimate accolade.

The forty-something mother of two has been awarded the issue's annual Red Rag to a Bull gong in the fabled PMS or Psychopathic Mistress Slayer category.

"Mrs O has dedicated her professional life to the removal of obstacles in her husband's career," the citation notes, "especially the leggy, 36DD-24-36 brunette type.

"Not since Nancy Reagan's Oscar-quality performance about Ronnie's myriad under-age peccaddilos has there been a worthier winner."

The alluring and scantily-clad Mrs Obama is pictured on the magazine's front cover adjusting her halo with one hand while covering a Gore-stained dagger with the other.

Joe Biden is fucking nutz.

(With special Yuletide thanks to Jalapenoman)

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