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Thursday, 18 December 2008

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Ten minutes after coming in the front door of the Morgantown McDonalds on South 231, Morgantown resident, Arnold "Green Acres" Pigg told a Morgantown Banner staff member that he couldn't remember what he had came there for.

"Obviously, it had something to do with food", stated Pigg as the rest of the line backed up towards the door.

"But none of those pictures up there are familiar. I DO remember thinking I could use a quick snack."

Then, after four solid minutes of "Come on!", "What's that Old Fart doing up there?", "I'm on my lunch break for pete's sake" and "Get out of line", Arnold suddenly screamed back at the young lady behind the counter, "How am I to know if I want it super-sized or not, you idiot? I don't even know what it is!"

"Wait a minute! I got it. See this stamped letter in my coat pocket, I'm supposed to be....."

But that was all anyone heard as a crowd carried him next door to the post office.

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