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Wednesday, 17 December 2008

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Levi Johnson, better known as the young father of Bristol Palin's child, momentary celebrity, and disgruntled fu@%ing redneck is considered a 'person of interest' in the arson investigation by the local Wasilla police.

"Levi hasn't been seen around here as of late, and you betcha he had an axe to grind with that Palin group," the local Wasilla sheriff, Tom Dunkenheimer told reporters. "You know those other hockey boys have been give'n him a bad time about the haircut, the tattoo and the whole baby thing, and I think he just snapped."

Rumor has it that the wedding was called off earlier this month, and that the baby shower gifts have been donated to a local unwed mother's charity.

According to the goalie of the Wasilla Walruses (Levi's former hockey team) Eric Stolenz "Yeah, Levi was pissed, and said he was going to get even for having to wear that monkey suit on TV."

Sandy Openhomer, a waitress at the local 'hang out' the Moose Hill Cantina has told authorities that she overheard Levi planning to leave the country and head to Russia, because, you can see Russia from Alaska, and Levi seemed to think that he could walk there, and demand political asylum.

The police assured the people of Wasilla that justice will be served, even if they have to walk to Russia themselves.

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