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Wednesday, 17 December 2008

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Ms Lewinsky, Obama's new Secretary of Suck and Blow

The change that Obama promised America appears to be shaping up to be a season of reruns from the Clinton years. Rahm Emmanuel has come, O, come to ransom O from his idealism.

John Podesta is managing the transition team and he has chosen former Clinton secretary, gatekeeper and Presidential panderer, Bettie Currie. Podesta said that he chose Currie because she had one mean rolodex.

No sooner had Bettsie let her fingers do the walking, then a certain Ms Lewinsky sashayed across the Obama threshold. Podesta explained that the Obama transition team would welcome men but especially women with great experiences from the Clinton years. When asked about where Monica would fit in, Podesta commented:

Monica has never had a problem fitting this or that in. We are thinking that she might lend her expertise in the areas of cigar reform or wind energy.

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