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Tuesday, 16 December 2008

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"Nation of teddy bears, bunny rabbits"

Rumors persist in Hollywood that Clint Eastwood turned down an offer by John McCain to run as VP in the recent presidential election.

"Too many grown-up punks in congress", Clint allegedly told McCain. "If I shot one of them in the face, it'd be from a Magnum 44 and there'd BE no face."

"The whole country is full of grown-up crybabies. It's always someone else who caused them not to learn how to work, raise their kids right or succeed at anything, including changing their own diapers. No wonder all the landfills are full of them."

"The economy gets a little rough, 'Daddy's lost his job' and there's no money for the 35-year-old's latest computer games and they're looking for someone to blame."

"Now ain't that a shame?"

"As far as I'm concerned, the only ones out there with a set of balls are in Iraq and Afghanistan, including the gals, and not in congress."

"Now leave me alone while I go piss on that tree over there."

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