After an all-day man-hunt with four helicopters, 1,000 law enforcement officers, and twenty hound dogs, Governor Rod Blagojevich was arrested again last night after new charges were brought against him..
According to Illinois Attorney General Brenda Lee, state troopers, wielding a warrant for his capture, discovered him, hiding under the Al Capone bed in the Gangster Museum on Chicago's State Street.
The reason for the arrest was fraud. Apparently, in collusion with the Illinois First Lady Macbeth, the Governor was allegedly trying to sell on e-Bay the very shoes that were hurled at President Bush in Iraq. The FBI got suspicious when they discovered that the shoes were red, size 5, and had 6-inch stiletto heels.