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Monday, 15 December 2008

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The always calm and hopeful O posing before the new SuperWalmart after America was auctioned off

Recent economic developments have reduced the US of A to a bankrupt conglomerate in receivership to a variety of foreign countries and international corporations with a smattering of involvement of good old fashioned former American billionaires.

The country formerly known as United States of America is even while we spoof being carved up like last week's bird and auctioned off like Oklahoma farms in the dust bowl.The political consequences of the economic collapse is that George W Bush will be the last and worst President of the United States. And Barack Obama can't be President since the country that elected him no longer exists.

Bush reacted to the news by insisting that he still could not think of one thing he did wrong. Obama declared that he would still be President even if there was no country for him to lead: " You don't think that a superior individual like myself would be deterred by such an insignificant obstacle..."

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