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Sunday, 14 December 2008

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"The war is certainly not over!"

The world was outraged and sickened when two perfectly good shoes were hurled at the head of President George W.Bush at a recent press conference.

The shoes, rumoured to have been steel tipped would have spelled the end of the President if they had in fact made contact with his head. However, some believe that no difference would have been made due to the fact that Bush's head is hollow and empty. His head would have merely absorbed the force of the shoe - like a big sponge.

Unfortunately, the Presidents (empty) head was blown aside by a gust of wind before the shoes of death could reach him - much to the disappointment of the world.

"This is a farewell kiss, you dog!" shouted the protester in Arabic. What happened next shocked the globe. Bush picked up the shoes and pitched them straight back at the protester, hitting him dead between the eyes.

An embarrassed and infuriated Bush was heard cursing as he stumped off the stage "It was a bloody size 10! The war is certainly not over!"

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