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Wednesday, 10 December 2008

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"I know nothing!"

Washington AC/DC - (Sordid Ass Mess): Barack Obama used Fawlty Towers waiter Manuel's iconic "I know nothing! plea yesterday when questioned about 'buying' his Senate seat from a succession of corrupt Illinois State Governors.

He also claimed ignorance about his chief of staff Rahm Emanuel's involvement in the US's longest running multi-billion dollar corruption investigation into the Carroll Trust Foundation.

The scam has been the KGB's flagship corruption enterprise for the last 25 years.

It stretches to all five continents and includes some very dodgy Sordid Arabian whorse racing interests.

Rahm Emanuel's own KGB/Mossad cover was nearly blown in 1999 and forced Sordid Arabia's Security Minister Prince Fart Salmon to name a thoroughbred filly after him in a cover-up bid.

He called his $5 million Diesis/Princess of Man filly Ramruma by way of a 'joke' making light of Rahm stories of corrupt espionage involvement.

Ramruma's first-born foal was called NineEleven.

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