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Wednesday, 10 December 2008

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Guv Rod in one of his many endangered monkey hair wigs

Among the charges brought against Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich, the FBI accused him of illegal importation of endangered monkey hair wigs. The Governor unfortunately has been photographed wearing just such big furry hairpieces theroughout his two terms as the Land of Lincoln's leader.

Blagojevich has the reputation of the most corrupt Illini since Al Capone. His flagrant attempts to auction off the US Senate seat evacuated when BH Obama was kicked upstairs by the US electorate and even the electoral community college have all fallen into the shadows since the discovery of Endangered MonkeyGate.

PETA activists joined What Not to Wear TV fashionistas to denounce Blago's politically repulsive headgear. Even Donald Trump who has worn monkeys on his head for years now parted company with former fellow primate fur lover:

" I have always worn the monkey hair wigs of reputable creators. Nary a hair of endangered monkey fur has touched my balding pate!"

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