Written by Pointer
Print this
Topics: Kids

Wednesday, 10 December 2008

image for Alabama Sen. Shelby Starves Auto makers along with Women, Children and the Poor
Shelby wouldn't even bailout Alabama's hungry kids

Alabama Senator Shelby is famous for his austere approach to goverment funding. So it was no surprise that the big three automakers didn't gain ayard against Republican Shelby's defense of the federal dollar.

Shelby explained his frugal refusal to save the industry and thousands of US jobs:

"Ah've lookt ta the eyes of stahvin' chillun and tolt 'em there'll be no free lunch in Alabama. I'se denied books, pencils and school breakfast programs without battin' my southern eye. Alabama is near da bottom in quality of life and close to numba 1 in teen pregnancy, poverty and non-existent healthcare. Did dose yankees think that this ole rebel would feed their greed when he has'n given a rebel's shit about real needy folk?"

Make Pointer's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 1 multiplied by 4?

3 4 2 23
96 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more