Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Tuesday, 9 December 2008

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The Bonnie & Clyde Semi-Minimum Security State Prison (Buffalo, New York)

BUFFALO, New York - The Fox Network has just announced plans for a new reality show called, 'Celebrity Prison.'

Celebrity prisoners from prisons throughout America, Canada, and England will all be flown to Buffalo, New York where they will be housed in the Martha Stewart Wing of The Bonnie & Clyde Semi-Minimum Security State Prison.

Each episode will focus on one of the celebrity convicts and viewers will see exactly what the convict eats, what he drinks, and what his opinion on the prison's number one television show, 'Cops' is.

Viewers will also be privy to the prison machine shop where prisoners learn how to make license plates. And in one of the shows' inner-segments entitled, 'Okay which is it today, black and white stripes or plain orange?' the viewers will get to participate in a call in to vote for their personal prison uniform preference.

The show's producers are currently working out all of the extensive details with the various prison wardens. So far three celebrity convicts have been signed for the show, and those include O.J. Simpson, Michael Vick, and Charles Manson.

Other celebrity convicts who may also appear on the show include Boy George, Wesley Snipes, and Richard 'Survivor' Hatch. As of right now, there is no word as to the status of Dick Cheney. A reliable source said that he could go either way, (in more ways than he is even aware of).

The word out in the prison courtyard is that a vote has already been taken by the inmate population and if and when Dick Cheney sets foot in 'Bonnie & Clyde' his new prison name will be Monique and Monique's husband will be Willie Bubba 'Godzilla Groin' Washington (#9902273902).

The sponsors for the show include, Toys 'R' Us, Ball Park Franks ("They plump when you cook 'em"), Paula Young Wigs, and Virginia Slims Cigarettes.

In related news, Mark Cuban is looking into the possibility of purchasing Sing Sing Prison...just in case.

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