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Topics: Money, Sexism

Monday, 8 December 2008

image for Larry Summers Says : Women Don't Know Beans about Science...But $$$ is a Whore of a Different Color
Summer's Economic Angels

When Obama new Economic Chieftain was Harvard President he told women that they just couldn't do science and then lost his job. The ladies who still loved Larry strove to rehabilitate his rep and his latest reincarnation is Barack's Econ guru.

Not even officially on the job, Loose Lipped Larry has already joined in the gender wars:

"I may have said that the ladies and science didn't mix but now that I'm back at my speciality, I've changed my tune. If diamonds are a girl's best friend than greenbacks are her best buddies. Every woman that I have ever known knows da money and that's why I'm hiring bitches left and right to advise me on economic policy. I just need to watch them closely cause all they seem to want to do is spend, spend, spend!!"

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