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Topics: George W. Bush

Monday, 8 December 2008

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Bush Plays 'Patty-Cake, Patty-Cake Baker's Man' For Reporters On His Desk

President-reject Bush in an effort to keep his status as 'Worst President of All Time' is enacting legislation to screw things up as much as possible before he leaves office. Well into the countdown for his eviction from office the lame-cluck President is enacting every bit of anti-environment legislation possible and continues to ignore global warming issues.

"My ma always said, 'Strive to leave the world a wetter place than it was when you got there', or something like that." he quipped.

Bush in his tenure also helped to thoroughly sodomize the economy, started a needless war and emasculated the economy to the point where we should rename the country 'the United Serfdom of America'.

Presidemented Bush stated "My family has always been big on going for titles. So if I'm gonna be honored with being 'the Worst President of All Time' then, dad-gum-it, I'm gonna make sure I earn it!"

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