Washington, DC/ Leisure Times - The President Elect, Barack Hussein Obama I, says his job is "over", and now he needs "time to rest!" Obama made the statement at a national news conference after he turned the day to day running of the country over to "The Clinton Coalition" who he had just appointed to all meaningful positions in the faltering country.
"I've done what I set out to do," the President pronounced forcefully,"get elected despite overwhelming odds, and now I am in a position where I am completely over my head, and exhausted. I have done my duty to my party, and now it is "MY TIME" for CHANGE, and a chance to "Get Down" and relax.Besides," he added," I got $30M to burn up in my left over campaign fund!"
Staffers said Obama would be taking an advance on his approved sick day allowance, and would be able to make up the days during his "second term."
A White House Travel Spokesman said the President and a few friends had rented a mile of pristine beach front on Hawaii along with 7 private mansions to recuperate over "the holidays", a non sectarian explanation of that vanishing pagan tradition of "Christmas", and then he would be off to Africa, where he would be broadcasting live on the new Oprah TV network.
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said Obama had volunteered to do her job for her, so she could concentrate on raising funds to pay off her campaign debt of $7.5 million before her real estate investments were foreclosed, and her new wardrobe was repossessed. Staffers also said, she was relieved because "she really doesn't like to negotiate with black people."
Among Obama's Safari plans were to check in with all of Africa's Dictators, and along with Barney Frank, investigate why America's humanitarian funds were disappearing from state controlled banks. Frank would be on hand to issue immediate American Taxpayer Bailouts and shore up consumer confidence among all starving and diseased Africans.
The bailouts would be in honour of Obama, Sr. who had left offspring scattered all over the Ivory Coast, now officially declared "Obama Land" by the UN.