The two biggest Dicks in US modern history always seemed to have alot in common : Paranoia, potty mouth, vindictive and immoral have been words chosen often to described both.
A new set of Nixon White House tapes and revolutionary voice identification technology have come together to support a theory that the two malevolent mofos are really the same Tricky Dick.
Veterans of both the Nixon and Bush-Cheney administrations were surprisingly slow to deny the seemingly outlandish theory. Donald Rumsfeld who worked for both Nixon and Cheney told the press that he was doubtful of the hypothesis though both had often cursed him out and regularly accused him of ruining their lives.
Cheny's many heart surgeon over the years refused to release records from the operating room or to explain why three of the seven by passes were assisted by plastic surgeons.
Cheney aids said that the VP was unavailable for comment as he was packing up his office. One assistant demanding anonymity did allow that Cheney had been murmurring alot lately about not having this dick to kick around anymore.