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Topics: Kids, Toys, Barbie, doll, Batman

Wednesday, 3 December 2008

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Little Tommy Wallerby had quite the outing on December 1, 2008. The four-year-old tyke's West Vancouver parents were a little put off when their belligerent son requested Princess Barbie sheets during a recent family shopping trip to Wal Mart.

When Sarah and Jim Wallerby ignored their son's blatantly homosexual desire, the brat had a fit in the Linens & Bedding aisle at the popular shopping conglomerate, with many a gawking Christmas shopper as eyewitness.

With face red and tears streaming down his cheeks, Tommy screamed, "I want Barbie! I want Barbie" until his parents unwillingly gave in to stop the tantrum.

Upon arriving home, to which the distraught Wallerbys hoped their gay little son would have long forgotten about the princess Barbie sheets, they offered the sheets to their 11 year old daughter, Melissa.

When little Tommy found this out, all hell broke loose.

Tommy proceeded to hit his sister on the head, take the sheets to his bedroom without any supper, dismantle his bed, and cry himself to sleep in the sheets.

He woke up fine the next morning, and is expected to be over the Barbie sheets in about three months.

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