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Tuesday, 2 December 2008

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Brain DOG Scan

PHILADELPHIA - The Thomas Jefferson hospital here has installed the nation's first and only DOG scan unit. It was purchased from the Siemens DOG shelter in Leipzig, Germany.

"Dis iss a great day fur Philadelphia. The DOG scan vill perfectly complement a CAT scan" said Dr. Josef Mengele, chairman of the Diagnostic Imaging and Animal Names Department.

"What is so progressive about this development is that ve vill charge insurance companies only one fee for both the DOG scan and the CAT scan when conducted simultaneously. It vill be great for patients to have CATs and DOGs raining down on their files," concluded Dr. Mengele.

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