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Monday, 1 December 2008

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Ebony and Ivory - in sweet harmony

The White House rocked today, when Hillary Clinton gave a politically incorrect rendition of 'Bye Bye Blackbird'.

President elect, Obama was visibly shaken by her outburst, in the Oval Room, when he invited her to be Secretary of State.

It was thought that Condoleezza Rice would be invited to continue in post, even though it would attract accusations of racial discrimination.

The President elect was delighted with the appointment of Hillary, even though it would mean that her disgraced husband, Bill would once again have access to young females working in the White House.

Speaking from his Paris headquarters, where he runs a finishing school for young ladies, ex- president Bill Clinton expressed his delight with his wife's new job and asserted that he would rise to the opportunities it presented.

Although being devastated by the loss of her job, Condoleezza stated that Hillary was a good candidate for the job, even though she was not the same colour as Obama.

Sex goddess, Britney Spears expressed her delight at the appointment of Hillary, and said that she looked forward to working with her in the very near future, possibly on a cover version 'Bye Bye Blackbird'.

When it was pointed out that Hillary was a politician, Britney admitted that she had missed a lot of stuff whilst she had been in rehab.

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