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Sunday, 30 November 2008

Paducah, Kentucky resident Debbie Arlene Bluharty, 48, affirmed her faith Thursday in both her sixth marriage, to local band drummer, Bobby Jim Casey, 54, and the existence and compassion of unicorns.

"I feel my own guardian unicorn watching near me all the time," said Bluharty, an avid collector of unicorn-decorated potholders, pillow slips and wall hangings.

"Plus I just know that Bobby Jim and the boys will hit it big with their country rap band, P. Truckcab Dogg."

"Bobby Jim is the man for me, now and forever', stated Bluharty.

"He also works some odd hours helping in the kitchen at Mariah's Castle in Metropolis."

Phenomena Bluharty has previously expressed belief in include crystal therapy, benevelent Nigerians, phone psychics, UFO abductions, Elvis ain't dead, woolie worms predicting the winter and her first five marriages.

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