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Topics: Drugs, Cannabis

Wednesday, 26 November 2008

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Obamas Weed

WASHINGTON - Rolling a joint to smoke against the financial meltdown, the Bush administration pledged $80 dollars a quarter Tuesday to help smoke us through these heavy times.

In Chicago, meanwhile, President-elect Barack Obama named his smoking buddy and said they both will smoke a joint, but only after bush takes the first puff. Paulson, obamas aide stressed that Obama's hashish was being kept for special occassions with other heads of state.

Millions of Americans rely on canabis, and as a result it has become harder to obtain and have carried higher rates.

The government has now injected heroin in 53 states. The goal is to spend $250 of the $1700 fund to sell drugs as a way of encouraging youg black people to resume their more normal drug intake to bolster the shaky drug economy.

Obama puffed a large joint on Tuesday night with Bush at the White House and told staff "everything is cool man", but only after his second joint did he get the munchies.

Later at a news conference, Obama claimed a "mandate to smoke with the country," and promised to consult with Republicans as he goes about it.

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