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Tuesday, 25 November 2008

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Buggerd....NSA files say they always suspected as much

Washington AC/DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): A former US Navy communications expert, David Murfee Faulk, has told American television news that a 2006 National Security Agency file entry on Tony Blair's private life says he 'is buggered'.

The damning indictment comes after NATO military intelligence officials admitted their own classified files on the filthy spawn of UK traitor Anthony Blunt stretch back over 40 years.

"We too have buggered - er, bugged! - Mr Blair," the head of Mossad's Vatican desk said today as the US news broke this morning.

For years CIA sources have believed that Blair, 69, has been the KGB's top plant in the United Kingdom.

Cherie Blair has a 'special needs' son by George W Bush.

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