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Tuesday, 25 November 2008

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A real Subway, no latte but lots of crime

Super-heavyweight President bullier Michael Moore has spoken out about his disappointment over Barack Obama and his successful presidential campaign. "I know its good for the country, promises great change for the future, has been long overdue and all that bollocks, but who am I going to attack now?"

He continued, seconds later, after demolishing 3 footlong Subway Meatball Marinaras with double cheese and extra glue, "When the Bush baby was in there, I had ample scope for documentary material, but this new guy, well, Im frightened he'll put this country back on its feet, which will put me on the scrapheap. Its totally unfair".

He then proceeded to lick the plastic wrapper his sandwiches had been wrapped in, and then shouted "Fuck!" very loud, scaring children and drug dealers outside the store in Twatsville, Wyoming, before farting loudly and stealing a candy bar off a small boy.

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