Utah, former home of anti Gay bigotry, polygamy and beautiful boy singers, has been acquired in a hostile, cat fight takeover by big gay bucks. Mormons re-pioneered their asses onto diesel fueled covered wagons and fled to H8 states like Arizona and California.
(Anti gay adoption Arkansas is such a dump that even Gay H8-ers like Joseph Smith's Legions didn't even consider living in Bill Clinton's home state.)
Newly named Utodd has now become the homo haven from persecution that the queer community has sought since the "accidental" destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah.
New Utodd Governor Barney Fhagg the purple dinosaur Jesus Fundies loved to hate cut the pink ribbon symbolically proclaiming Utodd the promised land for carpet munchers, butt fuckers and Ben D Meovers.