Written by winston_smith
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Topics: Economy, Cars

Monday, 24 November 2008

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America Stuffed

Washington,DC The big three automakers along with the union representing the workers of them, have successfully stuffed America.

The gaping financial carcass of America lay spread while Ford, Chrysler, GM and UAW,
spread the boney thighs and stuffed it repeatedly.

Chrysler spokesman John Sacless said, "It was really quite satisfying, we had our fill, gorging, ravishing, all with the gravy. It was a combination effort, a lot of preparation, but in the end we really stuffed it to it. Came away quite satisfied."

Vinnie Squeezoni bargaining agent for the United Auto Workers of America, agreed between mouthfuls." Picked that carcass clean," as a drool of turkey infused saliva dripped onto his tailor made Italian suit, "reminds me of the old days, I mean, going against management for full health care even after a union member was dead. Man this was a feast."

Fred Forbes Ford V was contented and bloated sprawled on a lounge, he lifted his leg, asked this reporter to pull his finger. When asked if his thanksgiving went well "Are you kidding? This was like Christmas. I'm glad we fed well, we need to get people back to work, so they can buy these cars." He pulled his own finger.

"Everything we set out to do, we did." Who said we didn't have a plan much less a clue? ',laughed Jack Scrotums, a vice president in charge of something, "this took real savvy, tough decisions, innovative thinking and balls. I can hardly wait to start spending that money."

All four, fully satiated, rolled up on the couch and slept together.

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