DENVER - The FDA, AMA, FFA, FAA, EPA, and CIA all approved today the use of unlimited amounts of aspartame for hospital meals.
"I want it to snow aspartame in there", quipped CIA Director, Killim Quleenum, refering to hospitals throughout America.
Aspartame is popular with the staff and the patients at hospitals all over the country.
"When the Dr. says 'Snow them', I know what do do.", said Nurse Judy Punchette. "I add extra aspartame to the food. It brightens and whitens their day."
I had planned to eat at the hospital, but I changed my mind and ate out of trash a bin on the way home.