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Sunday, 23 November 2008

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Hey, what about these "wagging puppies"?

Washington, D.C. - Obama Girl, Amber Lee Ettinger, says that Barack Obama can stop looking for a puppy for the White House because she has a couple he will be more than interested in seeing.

"I've them under wraps up until now," said Ettinger. "But I can't hold them back anymore, besides they are the cuties puppies you have ever seen."

According to Ettinger, once you stare into their big deep brown eyes, you lose yourself in them and you just want to reach out a grab them. Hold them in the palm of your hands, squeezing and groping them all night long.

"And once they start wagging, they just don't stop," said Ettinger. "And trust me, they are house broken too."

Ettinger says her puppies are still very young and because the type of breed they are willing to learn new useful tricks.

"They're Pointers, so Barack may want to train them to find the kids toys that sometimes roll under the furniture," said Ettinger. "Or find the remainder of the 700 billion dollar Wall Street bailout money."

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