President-elect Barrack Hussien Steve Obama and vice-president elect, Joe Biden Aka "Joe-The senator" were talking, when Obama said, "I hate all the dumb McCane jokes people tell about him."
Wise Old Joe, feeling sorry for his old boss kid, said sage-like, "Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people out there. Here, I'll prove it to you."
Now Joe, to patronize Obama, took him outside and hailed a taxi driver.
"Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I'm home," said Joe.
The cab driver without saying a word drove them to Nickel Street, and when they finally got out, Joe looked at Obama and said, "See! That guy was really stupid."
"No kidding," replied Obama "There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead."