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Sunday, 23 November 2008

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The BBC Television Centre Studios where Bob Dylan and Russell Brand will be performing on Valentine's Day

LONDON, England - It is now official, famed British comedian Russell Brand, 33, will be recording an album with American pop music icon Bob Dylan, 67.

Dylan's manager Rocco Dockery confirmed that the legendary Dylan and the infamous Brand will be going into the recording studio the week after Christmas to record an album.

Dockery said that Brand and Dylan first met last September at an English Muffin Cooking Contest in Birmingham, England. The two hit it off pretty good and decided to collaborate on songs for an album.

The London Times is reporting that Bob Dylan and Russell Brand have been signed to appear together on Valentine's Day in February on a BBC special entitled, "The Young Brit & The Old Yank Music Special."

Here is a list of the songs that will appear on the Bob Dylan-Russell Brand album tentatively titled I Really Like Her Because She Sucked My Harmonica On Our Very First Date:

  1. Like A Rolling Stone Gathers Kate Moss
  2. Positively 4th Street Or Maybe 5th Street
  3. Just Like A Woman To Just Lick A Woman
  4. Highway 61 Revisited Minus The DUI Charges
  5. The Times They Are a-Changing, Damn That Daylight Savings Time
  6. Lay Lady Lay Lay Lay Lady Lady Lay Part 2
  7. Hurricane Russell The Category Five
  8. She's Blowin' In The Wind And It Was A Jolly Swell Idea
  9. Can You Please Crawl Out Your Window Naked As A Jaybird
  10. When The Night Comes Falling From The Sky, It's Bye-Bye Bitch

In related news, Lindsay Lohan told Barbara Walters that after she marries her girlfriend Samantha Ronson, that she plans on divorcing her due to irreconcilable differences.

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