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Friday, 21 November 2008

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Bob Evans was recently found comatose, soaked in Mountain Dew caused by the Sierra Mist, slipping In-N-Out of consciousness and his skin a Mellow Yellow. Dr Pepper was called in and has suggested an occasional Squirt of Krispie Kreme for the associated rash.

Nathan's Famous detective, Colonel Sanders, is investigating and thinks perhaps the Green Burrito from Boston Market was not Baja Fresh. Arby's alibis fell like Dominos and he was taken Outback for further "questioning".

Goodwill messages have been received from at least two members of the royal family, Dairy Queen and Burger King who remain at White Castle. Bojangles and Blimpie are traveling on the Panda Express and then by Subway for a meeting in Denny's Olive Garden to talk about Wendy's Hooters, and Ruby Tuesdays Rock Bottom while Ruth's will be taking a good look at Bob's Big Boy.

Del Taco is to ring the Taco Bell at Taco John's Texas Roadhouse on Fridays.

Wickham Chase, Staff Reporter, along with Chuck E. Cheese in Burgerville.

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