Washington AC/DC - (Hairy Ass Mess): The Senate public appointments standards watchdog has heard evidence that desperate Secretary of State-wannabe Hillary Clinton is Vladimir Putin's sister.
The testimony emerged after NATO military intelligence published files showing Bill Clinton had been sucking off the Russians all his life.
Clinton, 69, has now amassed a $350 million slush fund from dodgy Non-Aligned Crack Barons Association oligarchs.
The former president has used every trick in the book to hide the cash origins of his Clinton Foundation including backing US Tanzanian embasssy bomber Barack Obama for the White House.
Raam Emanuel and Tom Daschle are Opus Dei toerags.