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Thursday, 20 November 2008

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This doesnt look like Paris Hilton,but thats all there was.

Eerily echoing JFK's secret trysts with Marilyn Monroe, insiders say that President Elect Barack Obama has been seeing Paris Hilton.

Hilton who has just announced her split with Benji Madden is remaining tight lipped about the alleged affair but sources close to Ms Hilton say 'Its all on'.

Apparently the pair met whilst Obama was campaigning against Hillary Clinton and started talking about dogs.Hilton has a collection of them and the two got on like a 'house on fire'.

It is beleived that Hilton is advising Mr Obama on the type of dog that will be suitable for the White House and is beleived to have already made a visit to the 'Oral Office'.

Even more sensationally, sources claim that there is a video showing Hilton and Obama in an 'intimate situation' involving nudity and 'cigar smoking'.

A top secret CIA investigation is said to be under way to secure the video before it gets leaked to the Internet.

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