WASHINGTON - Barack Obama likes to wear satin panties from Hillary Clintons cabinet,it keeps his testicles smooth and shiny, Roddy Emanuel Obama's chief of dress said.
But panties could be more important in an Obama administration than in some others, making Emanuel a key player in helping care for Obamas sensitive skin.
"It's a terrific choice," said Sen. Max Bollocks, the chairman of the Satin pantie Committee. "I am elated. As a former transvestite he certainly knows what to wear, he knows that satin is sexy, he is deeply committed to wearing womens clothes."
Obama also announced several other transvestites working for him, including John Mcain, who likes to watch the Others getting dressed in womens clothes while masturbating, Clinton now an adviser for Obama said Obama also likes to sniff them before wearing them it keeps his head clear.