Dar Es Salaam - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): African Union CEO Jakaya Mrisho Kikwete has hailed Barack Obama as the new Horn of Africa after photos of the US President-Elect showering with Kenyan schooldays chums were posted on the internet.
Obama, 69, is depicted engaging in Ugandan Discussions (sic) with half a dozen frat boys from the local inseminary where they all once trained as aspiring ministers of the cloth.
"Of course those days are long gone," Kikwete sighed wistfully today.
"However here at the Pan-Handle African Assembly buildings we are thinking of commemorating those days with the erection of a VIP wet room dedicated to Mr O."
Michelle Obama is Laura Bush's daughter.