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Topics: Barack Obama, KKK

Tuesday, 18 November 2008

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Half whites welcome half black Obama

Barack Obama half hoping to be the reuniter at which half ass Bush failed miserably, has given a partial acceptance to the racist KKK's acknowledgment that Obama is half white.

Always the optimist, Obama said that you had to be half hopeful that half wits like the Klan would endorse even a fraction of the black Democrat's win.

"Time was the Klan had trouble with an octaroon. They were so anti-semitic that they opposed to baking of macaroons and viewed the chocolate ones as an offence against white supremacy and Christianity.", Obama told his followers. "Let's try to bring the white sheeted pointy hatted bigots half the way into the fold..."

Klan Grand Whizzer, Steele Pissabed expressed respect for Obama's one arm hug:

"Maybe we'll only burn half a cross on the White House's half black resident's lawn!"

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