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Topics: Gay, Utah

Tuesday, 18 November 2008

image for Utah Tars and Feather Boas Gay Monument in Little League Left Field
Slow Learner LD's Ignite tribute to the loving gay family because in their experience it's out in left field

As the Supremes try to dissect and delineate the 99 quasi-religious monuments sent to thew monument park in Utah, new developments have erupted on the scene of so many gay and anti-gay erections.

One obelisk entitled Nailin Palin Totem and Taboo Pole erected by the Young Polish Republicans of Utah claims to celebrate the conservative values revered among Utahoes and Alaskandalians.

The Bringem Young and Ripe Stone Altar is a project of the LDSRCC, a unique cult formed by former Catholic priests and Elders of the Angel Moron-ee. The structure that has attracted the most attention has been the statue in the left field of a former little league baseball field.

The sculptured image of a family of four whose genders are intentionally obscured is entitled UnH8. LDS protesters and similarly slow learner Mormons covered the image with tar and feather boas and set it aflame.

Moron-ee Angel Elder Joseph Two-Wives sang as the fire licked the base of the art work:

"Love and Marriage, then more love and marriage go together as a team of horses and many carriages... you can't have one...even two is small... you can't have one without the other!"

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