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Monday, 17 November 2008

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Washington DC: President George Bush officially responded to the Barack and Michelle Obama visit last week by calling a press conference this morning in front of the White House.

"We challenge Joe Obama, Barack Biden and all the elected democrats to "Bring It On!", yelled the president.

"Do your worst, you imposters!", stated the president with his fist in the air and a flask falling from his hip pocket, in front of cameras from all four networks.

"The gallant, the proud, the...uh something else I've forgotten but it was good, the people of this administration can take anything you guys can dish out!"

"We've sent the Taliban to their caves, the terrorists to their graves and we're not afraid of you Piss Pelosi, you big Sissy! We shall NEVER live in fear because of...something...where's my paper? Well shit...Pzzzzzzsttt to every one of you!"

"Bring it on!"

As some moving vans moved from around the corner and backed up to the White House doors, there were further cries of "Bring it on! Bring them friggin vans on."

And, as one left with a load of family furniture..."Mission accomplished!"

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